Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
  • YEAH GIRL, I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY, THAT’S RIGHT, I’MMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby, I know you tired
  • OH GIRL, I’MMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and I can do it myself. 

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)